Oh Miss Lee!
I'm so sorry I hid all those bills and receipts from you!
I just couldn't bring myself to look at them. You see, I was never taught about the ins and outs of banking and finance...only about the ins and outs of...other things.
Oh woe is me!
How will we ever find enough money to pay back all those bills???
If you need me I'll be drinking with the Butler.
xoxoxox
Miss S
Monday, September 17, 2007
Saturday, September 15, 2007
Tonight is the Night
Tonight is the night, the night for the Sweet Dream Soirée. We, the Ladies of the Home for Wayward Girls, are just trembling with anticipation. Oh no, that is just Miss Sugarpuss and her martini shaker. But of course we are excited even though there is anxiety and tension in the air.... Whatever could Miss Sugarpuss be hiding from me?
Miss Seska Lee
Miss Seska Lee
Friday, September 14, 2007
News Flash
Montrealers be warned! Miss Sugarpuss and Miss Seska Lee’s Home for Wayward Girls is in danger of being shut down!
Lustily administrated by two of the finest burlesque babes this side of Mont-Royal, the boarding school provides solace for lost and downtrodden sex kittens, sirens, vixens, pinup pretties, and buxom bombshells. After deciding to use their powers of seduction for good and not evil (much to Miss Sugarpuss’ dismay), these burley-q queens opened their charitable shimmy center and called it the Home For Wayward Girls, in compliance with the stuffy laws of Mountainland, a small but somehow familiar burg bursting with ladies in need of some striptease-schooling. Through a strict curriculum of necessary skills such as pastie-polishing and boa-folding, the school has been churning out cheeky chicas faster than you can say ‘nipple-tassle!’ The only problem is that Miss Sugarpuss seems to have developed a nasty habit of hoarding away reams of unpaid bills, and it’s starting to add up in more ways than the obvious one! With sequins and sparkles to procure, and with hungry, luscious mouths to feed, (not to mention feeding a teensy-weensy alcohol addiction) the ladies must figure out a way to save their school before it’s too late!
“I can’t stand it anymore! If only life were easy and carefree!! If only I weren’t such a bad financial planner! If only life were like a…a dream….”
–Miss Sugarpuss
“Get your hands off of me, madam! I will have no part in your dirty dirty dirty charade! You’re on your own this time.” -Butler
“So, Miss Sugarpuss? What’s in that box?” -Miss Seska Lee
“Who are you and why are you trying to quote me? I don’t even know what show you’re talking about! Get away from me!” –Random Guy on Street
See how it all unravels on Saturday, September 15th at the MainLine Theatre, 3997 St-Laurent Blvd. Doors open at 11:30 and the show begins at midnight. Tickets are $10 at the door. Featuring Lola Lamb, Luci Furr, Marianne Cheesecake, Monsieur E. Norme as well as a few surprisingly special guests.
Lustily administrated by two of the finest burlesque babes this side of Mont-Royal, the boarding school provides solace for lost and downtrodden sex kittens, sirens, vixens, pinup pretties, and buxom bombshells. After deciding to use their powers of seduction for good and not evil (much to Miss Sugarpuss’ dismay), these burley-q queens opened their charitable shimmy center and called it the Home For Wayward Girls, in compliance with the stuffy laws of Mountainland, a small but somehow familiar burg bursting with ladies in need of some striptease-schooling. Through a strict curriculum of necessary skills such as pastie-polishing and boa-folding, the school has been churning out cheeky chicas faster than you can say ‘nipple-tassle!’ The only problem is that Miss Sugarpuss seems to have developed a nasty habit of hoarding away reams of unpaid bills, and it’s starting to add up in more ways than the obvious one! With sequins and sparkles to procure, and with hungry, luscious mouths to feed, (not to mention feeding a teensy-weensy alcohol addiction) the ladies must figure out a way to save their school before it’s too late!
“I can’t stand it anymore! If only life were easy and carefree!! If only I weren’t such a bad financial planner! If only life were like a…a dream….”
–Miss Sugarpuss
“Get your hands off of me, madam! I will have no part in your dirty dirty dirty charade! You’re on your own this time.” -Butler
“So, Miss Sugarpuss? What’s in that box?” -Miss Seska Lee
“Who are you and why are you trying to quote me? I don’t even know what show you’re talking about! Get away from me!” –Random Guy on Street
See how it all unravels on Saturday, September 15th at the MainLine Theatre, 3997 St-Laurent Blvd. Doors open at 11:30 and the show begins at midnight. Tickets are $10 at the door. Featuring Lola Lamb, Luci Furr, Marianne Cheesecake, Monsieur E. Norme as well as a few surprisingly special guests.
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Saturday, September 8, 2007
The Origins of Burlesque
Learn more about the origins of burlesque through this dramatic interpretation as performed by the Serial Burlesque Players.
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
Delicious
Indeed we do! Though I think fabulous does not go far enough. We look delicious. Like raspberry parfait! Oh, I might be thinking that because it is nearly amuse bouche time and I have the munchies! Time for crudités and trempette!
Miss Seska Lee
Miss Seska Lee
Monday, September 3, 2007
What a Photo!
Oh Miss Lee!
Look how Fabulous we look!
Aren't you excited for our fantastic new show?
I know I am....
I guess I'd better start shining up my pasties!
xoxo
Miss S
Look how Fabulous we look!
Aren't you excited for our fantastic new show?
I know I am....
I guess I'd better start shining up my pasties!
xoxo
Miss S
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