Tuesday, October 9, 2007

News Flash

Miss Sugarpuss and Miss Seska Lee’s Home for Wayward Girls spooked by monsters, murder and mayhem!

Something is seriously wrong at the Home for Wayward Girls! After a saucy September spent sashaying for the masses who love them, those beautiful burlesque queens, Miss Sugarpuss and Miss Seska Lee, have shimmied themselves into financial ruin and unless they act quickly, the School will be shut down! As Hallowe’en draws near and the evenings grow colder and spookier, the Ladies must figure out a way to make their house a charitable and completely non-taxable institution before it’s too late. With the help of their loopy Accountant, who has been getting weirder as the full moon waxes, and the ample support of the Home’s sultry striptease students, they decide to go on a Ghost Hunt to see if they can enlist the help of the Home’s supposed Spirit-population. Sounds simple enough, but with Miss Lee’s increasing addiction to a mysterious Tonic for her nerves, the Girls dying all over the house faster than a twirling pastie, and Miss Sugarpuss’ increasing suspicion and paranoia, it looks like the situation might be more dire than they thought!! Will anyone be left standing long enough to save the Home, or will they ALL DIE before they can remove any clothing at all? Find out on October 13th…if you dare!!

“My, aren’t we jumpy today? Well, Girls, it’s only going to get worse. Not only is it Halloween, but Accountant is coming over tonight to go though my box…errr…our boxes…of receipts!! Aargh!” -Miss Sugarpuss

“STOP! STOP! Are you trying to kill me?!?” -Miss Seska Lee

“I feel a presence here ze moment I valk in ze doooor. I feel an intruder, I feel somsing doesn’t belong.” – Olga (Cooking and Cosmotology Teacher)

See how it all unravels on Saturday, October 13th at the MainLine Theatre, 3997 St-Laurent Blvd. Doors open at 10pm and the show begins at 11pm. Tickets are $10 at the door. Featuring Lola Lamb, Luci Furr, The Tiny Tease, Bobby Stromphose, as well as a few surprisingly special guests.

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